I watched a 45 minute long flower porn video tonight at my biology lab.

I failed the first lecture exam and lab exam and haven't shown up to the last 3 lectures.

I am on a roll.

I hate biology. (atleast BS110)

So who is the smart one who attempted to buy more black ink for their printer while they were home this weekend but didn't have enough time and left the cartridge at home????

That would be me.

Mmmm carmel apples for lunch today, pretty exciting!

Anyone going to Mae on saturday???

I want someone to take me on the creepy elevator in my dorm. It looks adventurous!

I am sorry I just don't throw myself at you.

While I was spraypainting in my front yard I saw a baby praying mantis. It was adorable!

Today I got super cute slippers for $2 at my favorite asian store at Macomb Mall. They have little hippos, dogs and frogs.

Man, what I wouldn't give to be Charlie in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

I think depression could be contagious.