Voicemail!

[puppy_fair]

Hey! You've reached the voicemail of Zack Fair, SOLDIER 1st Class! I can't answer the phone right now, but that doesn't mean you can't talk to me when the beep sounds, anyway! So leave your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can, thanks!

*Beep!*

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Comments

[stocksgrrl]

"Uh, hi, Zack? Yeah. This is Turtle, and, um...okay, kind of awkward, but I'm trapped in the missing dimension in my closet. It happens sometimes. I don't know when I'm going to get a chance to get out of here, but I'm pretty sure it won't be before our ice cream date tonight, soooo....yeah. Sorry? I owe you a rain check? Hopefully, this'll clear up real soon and without incident, but it's really hard to tell in this closet. Sorry again! Bye..."

[findingelena]

"So I'm just gonna say it. You're hot, I'm hot, so why have we not had sex already? Don't tell me you're not interested, because you flirt like crazy. But then, you'd flirt with anything with legs. I don't mind. I'm just saying, stop being such a tease and fuck me already."

[puppy_fair]

[Continued here And here!]

[findingelena]

"All right, then. I'm going out tonight, to have drinks with an attractive boy who isn't you. Do you see what happens when you don't return my calls? Maybe next time I should send you smutty pictures like everyone says I should. Maybe I'm just hopeless."

[puppy_fair]

[Reply is here!]

[flowering_mind]

[From here!]

Okay, by now Ino was pretty sure that the phones were just plain whacked by this point.

That wasn't going to stop her from answering her messages though. Seriously. This was fun. Especially when she was a bit hazy on the definitions! Obviously that just meant she had to make up her own.

"Web cams? They're cameras attached to the internet and most people use them to have cyber sex while watching each other get off on it all and stuff and-why are you asking me about this? I am kind of wigged out by you right now and no, no I do not have a web cam and no even if I had one I wouldn't be doing anything like that for you. Creep."

[puppy_fair]

[Returned here!}

[heromaniac]

Momoko was trying to call Dinah, "Hey- I never asked what time you wanted me to come over. Also, why was what we did illegal? You never said. Call me! bai bai!"