Voicemail

[bloody_luck]

"I have no bloody idea how this thing works. Why am I talking into this? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? HELLO? HELLO? Bloody, flaming, useless thing, why do I have to tell it that I'm not here? Clearly I am here. I'm bloody talking to it, aren't I? This is --"

*Beep*

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[puppy_fair]

[From here!]

After a few squeaky sounds and long pause that is probably being occupied by a flail...

"Everyone is saying you should send me dirty pictures?! I mean, there was that last message telling me that I was flirting, and if you thought I was, why didn't you just say something? But... I mean! This." More squeaking. "This is all so sudden! I don't know what to do!"

[bloody_luck]

[OOC: here!]