Santa Claus

[puppie]

 I dreamed last night that I was friends with Santa Claus and he came over every day to clean up my place and put my things away. And while he was doing that, we would talk about things like the future of health care in America.

And me being me, I said things like, "It's fuckin ridiculous! Are they fuckin kidding me?!?" and then I'd feel like a heel

Comments

[antiquehighheel]

Well, I hope you were giving Santa some cookies for all his hard work.

[the_new_perfect]

That's the best dream ever!

It seems like a good idea for a business: people could hire people to come clean their home, dressed as the character of their choice. Hmm... that would be great for bachelorette parties for compulsive people.

[anonymous]

Swearing in front of Santa. Tsk tsk :)

[pollyhyper]

That IS the best dream ever!