Santa Claus
I dreamed last night that I was friends with Santa Claus and he came over every day to clean up my place and put my things away. And while he was doing that, we would talk about things like the future of health care in America.
And me being me, I said things like, "It's fuckin ridiculous! Are they fuckin kidding me?!?" and then I'd feel like a heel for swearing so much in front of Santa Claus, but he didn't seem to care. I didn't feel bad about him cleaning up my place every day though -- that was just normal to me.
Yeeeeeah.... I don't know either....