Geppetto is annoyed

Jul 13, 2008 17:45

Abstract art should be used as firewood.

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hookahed July 14 2008, 01:03:44 UTC

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puppeteeress July 14 2008, 01:50:40 UTC
Wasted two weeks of my life, that's what it did.

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hookahed July 14 2008, 01:54:21 UTC

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puppeteeress July 14 2008, 02:43:49 UTC
Not nearly enough. I knew there was a reason I don't put up Abstract in my gallery. I told you about the kid Raij Koiv, it was his work. Absolutely horrid...

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gruff_goat July 14 2008, 03:07:55 UTC
I wish I understood the appeal. I mean, I can see how the classic guys, like Leonardo got popular. (You know, all the ninja turtles.) And I've seen some historical landscape scenes that are really awesome. Like, those ones that are made up of bits of real places and all put together with dramatic lighting and weather and are really, really huge? There's probably a name for it.

But a painting that doesn't look like anything and is just a big old mess? Or is just squares? Why do people like that? I'm sorry, but if you don't have to have skill to produce it, it's not that interesting. Maybe that's the craftsman in me.

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puppeteeress July 14 2008, 03:29:44 UTC
Ah, someone who finally understands.

A two year old can splatter paint on a canvas and it gets tacked onto a refrigerator. A twenty year old drug addict does the same thing and gets paid thousands. A waste of art supplies, if you ask me.

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undergiass July 19 2008, 03:26:11 UTC
Wherein I find Jackson to be over rated, in his defense, it has been found that all of his finished pieces form mathematical fractals which lends to its completeness regardless of method.

Regardless, I recommend that only bad abstract art be burned. Not all of it.

To say that would be to condemn De Kooning, Johns, and Rauschenberg just as much as contemporary art students.

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puppeteeress July 19 2008, 04:35:27 UTC
I've never had a liking for the form of art, and after spending two weeks looking at it upon my gallery walls, I fear that even the good abstract art will only please me if it is on fire.

This does not mean that next week I won't agree with you.

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loves_horses August 9 2008, 02:06:01 UTC
agreed Millie, whole heartedly agreed.

It has only ever succeeded in giving me a headache. I cant understand the appeal.

Do you need anything done? Im bored all that needs done is to call Harrison and Im waiting until tomorrow or the day after depending on what happens then.

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puppeteeress August 9 2008, 02:10:34 UTC
Thank you, Darling.

All I need you to do is run to the Admissions office and ask for those course forms.

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loves_horses August 9 2008, 02:14:40 UTC
You're welcome, its what Im here for.

oh. Are you sure thats it? Im not so sure thats up my alley at the moment. Find me something. Be creative.

Are you hungry?

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puppeteeress August 9 2008, 02:20:12 UTC
I am hungry, what did you have in mind?

[Private to Layne]

Could you pick up the customary bottle of Motrin? I've got the worst migraine and have been detained in my office.

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loves_horses August 9 2008, 02:31:58 UTC
Nothing in particular, I'm a guy, I'm almost always hungry. I could run to the store and pick up whatever and have James whip up anything you might be be craving. Or we could go somewhere.

[Private to Millie]
Absolutely, is that all you need? And is it safe to assume, with that request, we'll be staying in?

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puppeteeress August 9 2008, 04:28:41 UTC
There's a Chinese restaurant on the corner, they do take-out. Orange chicken sounds good.

[Private to Layne]

That should be it. I have my prescriptions at home, I'll take them when I get there. There is a place at my desk already cleared off for you.

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loves_horses August 9 2008, 04:35:29 UTC
Mmmm. Sounds great. Bourbon chicken, white rice, egg rolls and some fortune cookies cover it all?

[Private to Millie]
Ok, I'll be there soon. I'll run over and grab those course forms too. See you soon. Food and pain relief are on their way.

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Layne puppeteeress August 9 2008, 18:38:57 UTC
Thank you, dear.

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