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Jul 01, 2006 21:09

Seems as though all a dairy's gonna do me is milk my bad pun stories for all they're worth. Udder disaster, really, because while there may be some gouda ones, most of them stink like limburger.

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Author: Da 'bide.
Rating: A for AWESOME.
Series: Original

( Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame... )

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banekick July 2 2006, 08:27:28 UTC

*KICKKICKICK* ARRRG DABIDE!!!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR STUPID JOKES ON THE INTERNET!

everyone else: sorry if you read that post. this guy actually thinks he's funny.

punloving July 2 2006, 08:43:58 UTC

But...but the world wide web is the perfect place for me to catch all those little sticky puns that like to be forgotten when you kick me.

I'm the funniest guy ever. But you're still the funniest looking. :)

banekick July 2 2006, 08:50:10 UTC

-___-;; *KICK*

I'm funny looking? how long did you spend on your hair today, buddy?

punloving July 2 2006, 09:16:28 UTC

*appreciates the love!*

Only about an hour, really, putting the gel in doesn't take too long. It's the styling and blow-drying that takes real effort.

But you just wake up and your hair is naturally tall. :(

banekick July 2 2006, 09:21:10 UTC

oh, well that's not bad, then. did it used to take you longer? it's gotta be one of those things you get better at over time.

yeah and I don't know why my hair does that either. I guess I'm just a tall guy all around, eh?

punloving July 2 2006, 09:28:02 UTC

...*SNRK*...

I'm not even going to say it...*PBBT*

banekick July 2 2006, 09:37:01 UTC

AWW MAN DABIDE. C'MON.... THAT'S JUST.... DABIDE.

*CLOBBER*

punloving July 2 2006, 09:41:31 UTC

You said it. NOT ME. You.

I'd like cherry, please.

banekick July 2 2006, 09:43:16 UTC

they seriously shouldn't let people like you on the internet.

punloving July 2 2006, 09:44:18 UTC

Who's they?

banekick July 2 2006, 09:48:27 UTC

I dunno, the police? wait, are there police on the internet? internet police.

punloving July 2 2006, 09:58:48 UTC

...There's police fetish sites.

Handcuffs and being bent over a parked car, Bane?

banekick July 2 2006, 10:29:48 UTC

*THRASH* ARRG DON'T PUT THOUGHTS LIKE THAT IN MY HEAD, DABIDE!

punloving July 2 2006, 10:56:23 UTC

Once again, you were the one who brought it up. Internet police. Really, Bane, you slay me like the knight in shining armor you are.

banekick July 2 2006, 10:59:28 UTC

*trod upon* oh please. you're the one making all the weird connections. I bet no one else even thought that.

punloving July 2 2006, 11:01:07 UTC

Yes they did. We're all just devious spiders here on the world wide web, waiting for an innocent n00bfly to stumble into our perverted strings.

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