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Seems as though all a dairy's gonna do me is milk my bad pun stories for all they're worth. Udder disaster, really, because while there may be some gouda ones, most of them stink like limburger.
Drabble
Author: Da 'bide.
Rating: A for AWESOME.
Series: Original
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day.
...Small medium at large.
PBBT.
Drabble
Author: Da 'bide.
Rating: A for AWESOME.
Series: Original
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget. The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day.
...Small medium at large.
PBBT.