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[punloving]

Seems as though all a dairy's gonna do me is milk my bad pun stories for all they're worth. Udder disaster, really, because while there may be some gouda ones, most of them stink like limburger.

Drabble
Author: Da 'bide.
Rating: A for AWESOME.
Series: Original

Comments

[fsshuuukitty]

...

Hadn't heard that one before.

[punloving]

Isn't it great?

[fsshuuukitty]

Not really.

[punloving]

Not really as in...it MIGHT be, or not really as in you think I'm not doing too great on my very FIRST DRABBLE EVER.

[punloving]

Why, thank you. I'm sure I'm going to be doing a bit of living, and journalling. Hopefully the living part.

[gekidasadaze]

LAME.

[punloving]

Your mom is lame.

[anonymous]

*kick*

[punloving]

See now, you need to specify, Mr. A. Nony Mouse. Is it a high kick? Low kick? Roundhouse kick to the face?

Or is it a kickstart?

[banekick]

*KICKKICKICK* ARRRG DABIDE!!!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR STUPID JOKES ON THE INTERNET!

everyone else: sorry if you read that post. this guy actually thinks he's funny.

[punloving]

But...but the world wide web is the perfect place for me to catch all those little sticky puns that like to be forgotten when you kick me.

I'm the funniest guy ever. But you're still the funniest looking. :)

[banekick]

-___-;; *KICK*

I'm funny looking? how long did you spend on your hair today, buddy?

[punloving]

*appreciates the love!*

Only about an hour, really, putting the gel in doesn't take too long. It's the styling and blow-drying that takes real effort.

But you just wake up and your hair is naturally tall. :(