Seems as though all a dairy's gonna do me is milk my bad pun stories for all they're worth. Udder disaster, really, because while there may be some gouda ones, most of them stink like limburger.
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Author: Da 'bide.
Rating: A for AWESOME.
Series: Original
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Hadn't heard that one before.
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Or is it a kickstart?
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR STUPID JOKES ON THE INTERNET!
everyone else: sorry if you read that post. this guy actually thinks he's funny.
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I'm the funniest guy ever. But you're still the funniest looking. :)
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I'm funny looking? how long did you spend on your hair today, buddy?
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Only about an hour, really, putting the gel in doesn't take too long. It's the styling and blow-drying that takes real effort.
But you just wake up and your hair is naturally tall. :(
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