THE PHONE POST

[punchvolcanoes]

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SAME DAY VINNIE GETS TEXT-TROLLED

[blazinglizard]

[After Char's lucky discovery, it seems a shame to only use it to bother Vinnie. Might as well toss more fuel on the fire, and send Sasha a few texts from some unfamiliar number for her to discover once she gets her phone back.]

text;

[blazinglizard]

Maybe its better to hear the truth from Vinnie... why don't you ask him about his Sex Pony? That's what he calls me in the bedroom.

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

BELIEVE ME, I WILL.

[And completely forget the fact you had just said you wanted to keep this a secret. GREAT JOB MASTER SLEUTH.]

text;

[blazinglizard]

[Sasha, if Red's entire team ends up hearing about Vinnie's secret Sex Pony, he will consider that a job well done. He's just gonna click his phone shut and sit back.]