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SOME RANDOM DAY blazinglizard February 10 2011, 04:37:41 UTC
[So Char's just hanging out in the common room, minding his own business, when... oh. Golly. Someone left their phone lying on one of the couches. It must have fallen out of their pocket or something.

Well, clearly the responsible thing to do is check the contact list, see if he can find out the owner of the phone.

...Oh. Red, Marie, and pals. Oh. He thinks he knows whose phone this is.

So Char digs into his pocket, pulls out his own phone. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade squirt them in other people's eyes and laugh at them, right? Let's see... why don't we dig up Vinnie's number first?]

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text; blazinglizard February 10 2011, 04:40:25 UTC
sasha baby
big daddys horny and missing his black beauty..... u wanna come over?

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text; punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 05:00:51 UTC
[What the fuck was this

Who the fuck was this

Wait trying to crush your phone is a bad idea. Reply!]

WHO IS THIS AND WHERE ARE YOU FUCKFACE

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text; blazinglizard February 10 2011, 05:03:58 UTC
what? who r u? is this sasha??

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text; punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 05:08:57 UTC
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FRUM HER OR IM GOIN 2 FUCK U UP

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text; blazinglizard February 10 2011, 05:17:23 UTC
shit is this her bf???

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text; punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 05:26:45 UTC
THIS IS THE GUY WHOS GONNA KILL U DEAD IF I EVE C U AROUND SIS AGIAN

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text; blazinglizard February 10 2011, 05:32:57 UTC
o ur her bro... hey can u give ur phone to sasha for a sec

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text; punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 08:58:57 UTC
FUCK. OFF. AND. DIE.

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text; oh look, this one is coming from Sasha's phone blazinglizard February 10 2011, 09:10:39 UTC
vinnie why are you being so mean?! i love my big daddy so leave him alone!!!!

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text; all the tables have been flipped punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 09:16:49 UTC
WTF!??? WHAT TH FUCK R U DOIN WHO IS THIS FUCKER???!!!

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oh boy more sashatext; blazinglizard February 10 2011, 09:23:25 UTC
this is why i never told u!!! i knew u wouldnt understand!!!!!

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text; need to find more tables to flip punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 09:41:11 UTC
WHATS WRONG W/U??! u used 2 tell me vrything n now u keep shit like this from me??? WTFS GOIN ON R U IN TROUBLE

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sashatext; maybe he can work up to flipping cars blazinglizard February 10 2011, 09:47:06 UTC
im an adult now vinnie i can make my own decisions!! maybe ive only known big daddy for a week and a half but its true love and were gonna marry each other!!

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text; these cars are kind of heavy actually punchtheflowers February 10 2011, 10:22:20 UTC
omg u cant b fuckin srs. r u fuckin w/me. where r u we need 2 talk rite now

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sashatext; TRY HARDER blazinglizard February 10 2011, 10:34:38 UTC
Youre not the boss of me!!

[Right. Now all he has to do is inform Charitard that she dropped her phone, sit back, and hope the inevitable yelling match takes place somewhere he can hear.]

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