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Yesterday I ate at:

McDonald's
Chipotle
McDonald's [again]
White Castle
Burger King
Skyline
Taco Bell

Washed it down with 24 ounces of American beer.

I felt like death when I was going to bed.

Technical Details

* iPod Touch
* Fits Apple iPod
* Protect your iPod
* Goes with your iPod
* Great Design

Dated Friday, October 04, 2002

OK Mac! What is with this company? Computers marketed to morons? The top reasons that the Mac website lists for reasons to switch from a pc are ridiculous. The only people that I can see a Mac would be good for are old or stupid people. Well there are also the arrogant. Why have a machine that is not compatible with ( Read more... )

A bee was cooked into my hamburger patty today. I ate half of a bee.

Lister Zichavvo joined the group LOSANTI.

In other email news, I received this today:

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I got a letter in the mail from the IRS marked Stimulus Payment (again). It says I'm only getting $408 and that the check won't be sent out until the 27th. What did I do so differently than everyone, sheesh.

So, George Carlin died and everyone knows that by now, but I found this CNN video pretty damn funny. Mainly the part towards the beginning where the journalist explains what the words mean. "P*** meaning urination."