The most mentally ill job resume

[pun23]

This is what I saw at a site.

In the summer of 1992, I was working a Saturday afternoon at the bar when a guy walked in and handed me this resume. He seemed to be on a serious job hunt, because he had a lot of them. I just took it, said we weren't hiring right now, and he left. The first thing I noticed was that it was ten pages long, about nine

Comments

[serioussam]

heck, I'd hire him. lol

[pun23]

To do what?

[serioussam]

to write letters to business partners I don't like. Oh, and call my friends in the middle of the night. :D

[sushubh]

get puneet beer please. he needs tons of it...

[anonymous]

Waaaaayyyy too much time on this guy's hands. I hope Max New York Life maintains a busy office.

Arun

[anand]

Hell! I'd hire him too, just for the heck of it!.