...okay, I have difficulty believing "I have not yet begun to debauch!" was not written by someone who was doing that on purpose. It's just too beautiful.
As for other badfic, I recently went to a fannish con that had a badfic reading done by a lady with a voice like a kindergarten teacher, and there I discovered the most glorious X-Files fic of them all. Alas, I know not where to find it on the internets, but it featured an alternate world where everyone was a hermaphrodite and either naturally a dominant 'husband' or submissive 'wife' (regardless of gender, of course), and all wedding nights had to include the 'husband' spanking the 'wife' in front of a panel of judges until they cried. Also the wife's male sex organs were tied with a white ribbon. I could not possibly make this shit up.
It really, really is. Sadly, I think the author took this fic entirely seriously, but that doesn't mean there aren't some unintentional gems in that thing.
...no. No you can't. Hopefully either Google or The Wayback Machine coughs up that thing, because I kind of want to read it.
Oh, I've heard of My Immortal, and read parts of it, but I dunno, it's too intentionally bad for me to really get into. Brilliant piece of trolling! But not the way I like to satisfy my badfic itch.
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Oh my god, I remember Squidwarts. I am also wondering how that smut is physically possible, but it's HPfandom, I know they found a way.
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As for other badfic, I recently went to a fannish con that had a badfic reading done by a lady with a voice like a kindergarten teacher, and there I discovered the most glorious X-Files fic of them all. Alas, I know not where to find it on the internets, but it featured an alternate world where everyone was a hermaphrodite and either naturally a dominant 'husband' or submissive 'wife' (regardless of gender, of course), and all wedding nights had to include the 'husband' spanking the 'wife' in front of a panel of judges until they cried. Also the wife's male sex organs were tied with a white ribbon. I could not possibly make this shit up.
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...no. No you can't. Hopefully either Google or The Wayback Machine coughs up that thing, because I kind of want to read it.
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the original story (well, what he's reading is the original, but if you want to see it without deep voice/british accent) is here
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Browser history.
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this is the wrong reaction to this fic, I suspect
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...well, maybe sometimes. But not now.
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