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Mar 15, 2011 20:46

Hey, Hufflepuff.

I hope you guys like snogging bludgers, because we're gonna strike you down, like a throbbing cock of justice.

And then we're gonna have sex with your mums.

~roxas, ~yukimi, ~link, hufflepuff is for losers, ~sana, ~xion, fuck yeah me, quidditch, ~nepeta, ~dean, ~amber, ~lauren, ~cassie, ~maron

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plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 05:17:02 UTC

Classy, as always.

plastic_spastic March 16 2011, 06:01:35 UTC

Keep telling yourself that.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 06:06:33 UTC

Just because he dumped you, doesn't mean he's gay.

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:35:17 UTC

Puck, you're already on thin ice as it is. Keep it up, and they're going to make me pull you from the game.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:38:48 UTC

What, really?

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:39:51 UTC

Yes! We just had a huge meeting about this! Were you even there?

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:40:37 UTC

Moms are different than teachers, though.

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:42:59 UTC

No, Puck. Different titles don't change the fact they're still adults.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:45:45 UTC

Well...okay. Your mum jokes are just to piss people off, though. Obviously I'm not, I'm stuck at school.

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 05:58:08 UTC

Yeah. I know you're not seriously going to go out and have sex with anyone's mom.

Look, I like you Puck. You remind me of me. So, I would love not to punish you. But if I don't, I'll look bad.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 05:59:08 UTC

Maron beat you to it.

yukimi_mama March 16 2011, 06:00:17 UTC

Yeah, I know. Which is bad enough. So don't make it worse.

puckinyourmom March 16 2011, 06:01:05 UTC

Alright, alright.

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