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[psycosexual]

[The feed comes on, Sigmund swatting his little fairy away, as it blurred the feed of his Starfish for a moment. He was sat upon a grassy hill, bare feet and eating fruit.]

I've decided to start holding sessions.

[A pause, to munch on a strawberry.] My house is big enough to hold the sessions for now and I shan't charge for my services. If

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[faygot]

[The first few minutes is just Gamzee blankly staring at the screen while his rust for brains pan processes the stuff. Then finally--]

... what the motherfuck are you speaking about, my brother?

Brb Lol'ing at this xD

[psycosexual]

[And you've already gained Siggy's full attention.]

Funny you should mention incest of that degree then refer to me as a sibling, don't you think?

SO MANY BIG WORDS, GAMZEE CONFUSED.

[faygot]

[Oh good, because Gamzee has absolutely no idea what just happened. There is too much slime in his think pan to process those words.]

uh. I ain't got my follow on, bro.

This just makes him like Gamzee even more Lol

[psycosexual]

[Siggy has to hold back a laugh by now, but he'll ask in a more simple way.]

I was saying, I'd like people to come and talk to me. Tell me their problems. Do you have any problems?

The start of an odd, yet magical friendship.

[faygot]

[That he gets! Still takes a little bit to answer though. There never is any rush with Gamzee]

Well, motherfucker, I'd all up get my motherfucking speak on with yous every time you want, but I ain't got no problems. What motherfucking problems can there all up be in a fucking miracle like this.

Like Pinky and the Brian~

[psycosexual]

[Siggy can talk 'normally' for you Gamzee, its no big deal at all.]

I would like that, like that a lot actually. Well then, my motherfucker how about you tell me, what problems you don't have. This place is a miracle, yes, but is it missing anything you like?

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?

[faygot]

That's one is easy as shit, brother; motherfucking smile. But my all up best friend already got his promise on and said he was gonna motherfucking find me some so, shit, nothing a motherfucker can do but just wait, you know? Wait for his motherfucking best buddy to pull through and for the miracles to come.

Same thing we do every night, Pinky...

[psycosexual]

Oh, so you're waiting on a promise from your friend? Is that friend here too?

[Don't mind if Siggy follows you from time to time, you'll make a rather interesting case study is all.]

But Brain, where are we gonna find five hulla girls and a truck load of cheese?

[faygot]

He sure as fuck is, brother! Karkat was here way the motherfuck before me, and he helped a brother get himself all settled and in a hive.

[Being that this is Gamzee... he probably won't even notice.]

Same place we always find them, Pinky .... Vegas

[psycosexual]

I see. So you've found yourself a nice little place to live? Then tell me, what do you do for fun around here?

[That's an even better reason to follow and stalk you.]

I thought we were court-ordered to stay out of Vegas.

[faygot]

Well, shit, the same crap any motherfucking wicked brother does to get his glad on. I snap into some wicked elixir, crack those bottlenecks like a motherfucking laughsassin and done get up all into the zone.