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[psycosexual]

[The feed comes on, Sigmund swatting his little fairy away, as it blurred the feed of his Starfish for a moment. He was sat upon a grassy hill, bare feet and eating fruit.]

I've decided to start holding sessions.

[A pause, to munch on a strawberry.] My house is big enough to hold the sessions for now and I shan't charge for my services. If

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[Video]

[thehawks_eye]

Sessions of what, if I might ask?

[Video]

[psycosexual]

Psychological evaluation.

[Letting the fairy land in his hand.]

Or your simple therapy I suppose. Why, what kind of session were you after, Madam?

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[thehawks_eye]

Similar to be a counsellor then. [Shrinks. Do Not Want.]

Nothing, I was simply curious about what you meant.

[Video Forever~]

[psycosexual]

I'd say I was far more than just some counsellor, but I can provide the same treatment, yes.

[Picky clone teen, is picky.]

Do you find yourself curious often? about random strangers professions?

[not_horny]

Sessions?

[psycosexual]

Yes, sessions?

[taps his starfish to make sure its not just an echo.]

[not_horny]

That's not very specific.

[psycosexual]

It wasn't was it? Forgive me, I'll specify.

I happened to be a psychologist.

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[faygot]

[The first few minutes is just Gamzee blankly staring at the screen while his rust for brains pan processes the stuff. Then finally--]

... what the motherfuck are you speaking about, my brother?

Brb Lol'ing at this xD

[psycosexual]

[And you've already gained Siggy's full attention.]

Funny you should mention incest of that degree then refer to me as a sibling, don't you think?

SO MANY BIG WORDS, GAMZEE CONFUSED.

[faygot]

[Oh good, because Gamzee has absolutely no idea what just happened. There is too much slime in his think pan to process those words.]

uh. I ain't got my follow on, bro.

This just makes him like Gamzee even more Lol

[psycosexual]

[Siggy has to hold back a laugh by now, but he'll ask in a more simple way.]

I was saying, I'd like people to come and talk to me. Tell me their problems. Do you have any problems?

[sophistly]

[His expression is ridiculously amused, his tone lilting when he responds.]

My, you shan't charge at all and you yourself are free as well? How generous!

[psycosexual]

[Its that amused expression that is making Siggy all the more curious about you.]

Isn't it just. Are you interested?

[sophistly]

[He chuckles.]

Interesting as one who calls himself entirely free--but for a chat, and my, isn't that an interesting cost for one who is self-proclaimed to be free?--I am left wondering what I might be interested in.

[psycosexual]

[And Siggy smirks.]

Why remain wondering? why not come along and see for yourself, what it is, that you find yourself interested in?

[Oh Freud can be as creepy and odd as you can, Clown.]

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[vimyridge]

...I'm assuming you're offering psychological services? [But that's just basing it off his name. He could be wrong.]

[Video]

[psycosexual]

And you assume correctly. Can I help you at all?

[Nono, you're perfectly right.]

voice;

[vimyridge]

[There is not enough time in the universe to get through all of Canada's problems.]

U- uhm... W- well... not right now. But should I need any services in the future, I'll be sure to ask.

[Video]

[psycosexual]

[Really? That's the kind of thing Siggy likes to hear though. He's not had a good case to crack in ages.]

Very well, my door is always open, though, might I suggest some breathing techniques? to help with your stutter.