Indeed I did, but it is usually music to my ears," he explained with a wince. Then to the young woman, he advised, "Bring it down an octave, my dear, or I will be forced to employ a device so vile in its concept that even I have never utilized it before ( Read more... )

Anyhow, Anyhow  
(By Mike And Kay)

Mike      Some people do it in a truck
Stan      Some people do it for the fuck 
Mike      Some people do it with a dildo
Stan      Some people do it with a big ho 
Sally     Some people do it on a table
Kay       Some people simply are not able 
Sally     But

Chorus    We're going to do it anyhow, anyhow
We're going to ( Read more... )

"she needed you all those years ago when you stopped listening to her and deciding to base your daughters life off of parenting books rather then actually spending time listening and learning about your daughter. youre the one who fucked up and im the one who is going to take those pieces of her life and show her that that is not hoe people are ( Read more... )

You're a morning person, aren't you?" Harry accused, in the same tone of voice someone might use to say you eat small children, don't you ( Read more... )

um hi i am alive.

if i dont say this now, it will probably ocme out and work and there goes everything ive done these past few days ( Read more... )

ok guys, i'll leave the fate of my hair up to you.

blonde
or
black

which ever one has more in 1 weeks time is the one i go for. so comment already.

Morningwood ( Read more... )

her parents dont approve.
i hate life.

so today is the first day in weeks! we haven't talked its very sad we'll just have to talk extra long over the weekend to make up for it. i hope your job orientation went well. today in history my teacher was playing his guitar and he played that song by lonestar (its in my gj) and it made me think of you (of course a lot reminds me of you through ( Read more... )