Written by Mom, inspired by a recent viewing of ElminiDate which two cat-fighting women ended up with talking cat heads attached to their heads in the final edit of the episode.

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Mom went out of town last weekend. I'm used to her taking off for a 3 day weekend here and there. Unfortunately, we had an earthquake in the middle of the night. I'm used to those too, but Hosebeast was a little freaked out. It may have been for the best, though. She came to me for comfort. And in general, it was a peaceful weekend. She ( Read more... )

There are definitely advantages to the new Kitty Kondo. Besides the afore-mentioned hiding place when you need it, the bottom story makes for a nice toy chest. Mom's been storing all our toys there so we can find them when we need them. Go Mom!

But someone please tell her to quit calling me Big Sis. I am not her sister!

Sisters? Sisters?!!!!

*sputtering* What the- How did - I can't - GAH!!!! I can't even speak! Auuugggghhh! I think I just burst a vein. Her? Me? SISTERS?!

Jeezus, you lay off on the batting and the bitchslapping for one night and suddenly you're sisters!

Sisters. Blah! Sisters! gkdslkldjlkdjgk!!!

Mom got this from her boss and she forwarded it to me. Cat lovers might just want to skip to the bottom ( Read more... )

So, as usual Hosebeast and I were fighting this morning. Or rather, Allie tried to play and manhandle me and I threw her off and then we got mad at each other. Needless to say I was already a bit aggravated. So when Mom picked up me up to cuddle - I think she was trying to calm me down but I really wasn't in the mood. Which isn't an excuse for ( Read more... )

God save us from over-sugared sickeningly cute kitties. I hope I wasn't like this when I was a kitten.

Watching bad auditions on American Idol. My ears hurt.

I belong to a community called my_cat_is_satan. And through this lovely community, I have developed a new crush here. And he's wearing something shiny. And check out the pics in that profile. He describes himself as cat-like. I'm in love.

Don't ever, ever... ever miss one day of cleaning out the litter box again. That might have worked before Miss Super Pooper over here darkened our door, but it's a different story now. I don't care what you have to do - leave work sooner, hire a maid, call Streets and Sanitation ( Read more... )

Mom brought home a new toy. It emits a little red light. I've been watching Hosebeast run all over the apartment and up the walls trying to follow it. It's quite amusing. I, on the other hand, am far too smart to fall for such tricks. I know that Mom controls this light from a little keychain. It's just a trick. There's no mystery. You can' ( Read more... )