today's best and worst (or worst and best, for reasons of parallelism)

[psychopeg]

Worst (joke):

Boy Student: [is washing the chalkboard, with lots of dirty water sluicing off of it]
Girl Student: Hey, that looks like chocolate milk!
Me: Ba-DUM-chhhhhhh!
GS: ...Huh?
Me: I see what you did there.
GS: ??
Me: Chalk-olate milk

Comments

here's my secret

[batboybites]

I too love Jack Donaghy!!

[zenmasterzeno]

Don't worry, Peg - whenever someone accidentally makes a hilarious and awful pun, a part of me is there.

[anonymous]

Alec Baldwin is nice, but he cannot be your hero.

-Mother

[z_squared82]

PS - I love your mom.