( This is my brain on crack. Any questions? )

( so have some crack )

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I'm finally getting around to posting these.  I'm splitting them into two separate entries to make it  a little more dial-up friendly than the original.


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( Click it. You know you want to. )

Back in July of '07,
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Yesterday I went shopping for a lamp.  All I wanted was a plain old lamp to light up a corner of my computer room.  I went to the store, picked one out, brought it home, spent fifteen minutes cursing as I removed the ridiculous amount of packing tape used to wrap the thing, spent two minutes contemplating sticking a ball of said packing tape on my ( Read more... )

The little family moved towards the train through the hustle and bustle of platform nine and three-quarters. As Lily and Albus, the younger children, sought out friends, Harry found an empty carriage and helped his eldest son James lift his trunk onto the train. James, who was never one to do anything quietly, peppered Harry with questions as he ( Read more... )

A.K.A. How to Make a Statement Without Writing a Thesis

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See Dean hunt. Hunt Dean, hunt! Dean takes out a gun. Dean shoots a monster. Die monster, die! The monster is dead.

"Did you kill the monster?" Sam bellows.
"Yes, I killed the monster" cried Dean.
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