shannon kelly is for lovers.

[psycho_mantis]

Man, I hate Pepsi. After a few weeks of Coke with lime being out, Pepsi with lime hits the streets. Everything Coke does, Pepsi has to do too: Diet Coke - Diet Pepsi. Coke with lemon - Pepsi with Lemon. Vanilla Coke - Pepsi Vanilla. And now this whole "-with lime" nonsense. It makes me wonder where Pepsi got the genius idea for that Crystal

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[count_me_0ut]

crystal pepsi was dope

[bunny_valentine]

ANAL SEX

[geekinlove]

coke > pepsi
always

fucking seal. heidi klum must be blind and/or wack to marry him. then again, maybe it was a smart move. standing next to that piece of mangled shit in so many pictures makes her look 438972947293479238x hotter by comparison. she might be smarter than we think....

BUYING CHANEL GLASSES ONLY TO BREAK THEM THE FOLLOWING DAY.
story of my fucking life. me + sunglasses = DOESN'T WORK. fuck, i look hot in sunglasses, but they always get broken or stolen within the week. god hates me.

That one time I drove all the way to Corpus just to eat at the TWO STORY WHATABURGER! Well, maybe I don't regret that very much. It was seriously worth it.
definitely worth it. whatachickens are my life. #4, pleeeease!

[psycho_mantis]

but she was already 438972947293479238x hotter.

it's funny how long cheap sunglasses last, and how quickly expensive sunglasses break. such an anamoly.

please, ashley, everyone knows it's all about the #6.

[thsyearsmodel]

wow maybe some people aren't as shallow as you are and actually marry them because there's actually more to life than looks.

WHAT A CONCEPT!!!

[psycho_mantis]

shouldn't this be directed at me?

[heatherengineer]

what happened to the show you were going to play thursday night?

also are you talking about high school prom? wtf kind of people do you have on your friends list?

[peladophobiac]

Most of the girls on his friends list are pretty girls. Most pretty girls aren't all that cool.

[psycho_mantis]

it was cancelled.
BUT.
there's a good chance we're playing at the men's club on the 21st.
STRIP CLUBS, WOOO!!

[peladophobiac]

The two story whataburger is too hyped up but it's nice. All the cops hang out there and look for drunk people.

[psycho_mantis]

you're too hyped up.

[nerdrockjosh]

[psycho_mantis]

so my penis used to be a respectable ten inches for the longest time.
then i had an affair with mountain dew, which dropped it to a less-than-stellar eight inches.

MOUNTAIN DEW DOES SHRINK YOUR PENIS. I'M LIVING PROOF.