shannon kelly is for lovers.

[psycho_mantis]

Man, I hate Pepsi. After a few weeks of Coke with lime being out, Pepsi with lime hits the streets. Everything Coke does, Pepsi has to do too: Diet Coke - Diet Pepsi. Coke with lemon - Pepsi with Lemon. Vanilla Coke - Pepsi Vanilla. And now this whole "-with lime" nonsense. It makes me wonder where Pepsi got the genius idea for that Crystal

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[geekinlove]

coke > pepsi
always

fucking seal. heidi klum must be blind and/or wack to marry him. then again, maybe it was a smart move. standing next to that piece of mangled shit in so many pictures makes her look 438972947293479238x hotter by comparison. she might be smarter than we think....

BUYING CHANEL GLASSES ONLY TO BREAK THEM THE FOLLOWING DAY.
story of my fucking life. me + sunglasses = DOESN'T WORK. fuck, i look hot in sunglasses, but they always get broken or stolen within the week. god hates me.

That one time I drove all the way to Corpus just to eat at the TWO STORY WHATABURGER! Well, maybe I don't regret that very much. It was seriously worth it.
definitely worth it. whatachickens are my life. #4, pleeeease!

[psycho_mantis]

but she was already 438972947293479238x hotter.

it's funny how long cheap sunglasses last, and how quickly expensive sunglasses break. such an anamoly.

please, ashley, everyone knows it's all about the #6.

[thsyearsmodel]

wow maybe some people aren't as shallow as you are and actually marry them because there's actually more to life than looks.

WHAT A CONCEPT!!!

[psycho_mantis]

shouldn't this be directed at me?

[badxstar]

Why do people add you, then complain when you write funny things? I've noticed it happen a couple of times. x

[psycho_mantis]

i'm pretty sure i added her.

[geekinlove]

i guess you have no sense of humor?
anyways, i'm not shallow, i just joke around a lot. trust me on that one.
geeeeeez.