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"Your Flag Decal..."
While digesting Reader's Digest ( Read more... ) -
Rules For Being Human
1. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period of this time around.
2. YOU WILL LEARN LESSONS. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called Life. Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.
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The High Fructose Corn Syrup Diaries
Have you ever been LIVID at someone, and yet know that whatever logical, detailed dissertation you could try to talk to them about would do absolutely no good... so all you end up wanting to do is just scream vowel sounds at them for like 5 minutes straight?
Ugh... I need to pee.
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In other news, I think I have a crush.
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"Sometimes I feel ( Read more... ) -
Wire Hangers
Chi Muffins: THE CHRONICLES OF THE ADVENTURES OF LOGAN, PART MCXLVII~
Chi Muffins: THE CHRONICLES OF THE ADVENTURES OF LOGAN, PART MCXLVII~!
RottingAssmeats: HAHA!
Chi Muffins: We open with our narrator screwing up the Roman numeral system, making our hero laugh...
Chi Muffins: Logan sits at his computer ( Read more... ) -
Veni, Vidi... Venti
So, after ordering a Tazo® Chai Tea Frappuccino® (Venti, with whipped cream, of course!), I found myself having this cathartic revelation:
Clicky-Clicky!
Is this the end of pretension and irony?
Is post-modernism itself no longer post-modern enough?
IS THIS THE END OF LOGAN AS WE KNOW IT?
:::ponders:::
Nah.
