British People In Hot Weather (Slight Return)

[pseudnik]

The noisy gardening and the burning of things has stopped. I looked out of my window to check that the seasonal madness was finally over for the day. What did I see? There is an attractive teenage girl out in the street wearing a bikini and playing with a beach ball. I'm not even joking. On the one hand, I object in the strongest possible terms

Comments

[pseudnik]

I find it impossible to be anything other than cheerful when faced with nubile, scantily-clad teens.

[entropy_house]

I think that girl is obviously a national asset and should be paid to frolick up and down various streets, weather permitting.

[pseudnik]

Government grants for frolicking teens? Sounds like a wonderful idea.