If you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters, then surely one of them would eventually ( Expletives etc. )

BIG PANTS SAVE HOUSE!

I've always thought that thongs were the greatest invention ever, but apparently I was wrong.

Peace and goodwill to you all. Have a fun day.

Love foul-mouthed, opinionated, animated anthropomorphic squirrels? Then you'll love this.

I haven't been on here much recently because I've found a new internet addiction. It might just be a phase though. Stickam has all of the glorious superficiality and bitchiness of MySpace, with the added appeal of webcams. Now you can actually see the pasty, tear-stained face of the emo halfwit you are talking to ( Read more... )

What does it mean when all the people you are attracted to are either taken or living on a different land mass? Is that subconscious fear of commitment, or just really bad luck?

I think I'm getting reasonably good at conversing with Americans on the internet now. It comes with practice. One thing still puzzles me though. What is an appropriate response to the question 'What's up?' immediately following an exchange of greetings? I usually tend to answer this as though I had been asked 'How are you?' which seems much more ( Read more... )

I derive far more enjoyment from observing the behavior of random passing strangers than I suspect I should. Today's brief glimpse into the life of people who aren't me happened in the town centre ( Read more... )

I suspect I know the answer to this already, but does anybody else have difficulty in distinguishing between the odours of bleach and gas (as in natural gas, the popular domestic fuel, rather than whatever it is that Americans put in their cars or any other sort of gas)? I find it slightly disturbing that my household cleaning efforts are usually ( Read more... )

I take it that now would be a bad time to start writing that Buffy/Dawn fic I've been thinking about then?

Although, I could always play the 'glowing ball of energy and not actually Buffy's underage sister at all' card if the anti-chan crusade ever catches up with me.