In odd moments I've been working my way through Love Me by Garrison Kellior. I can't decide if this quote is awesome or creepy or profound or awesomely creepy and profound.

"The meaning of life is, first, to earn a living. You may be digging your own grave, but if you dig it straight and deep and they pay you, it's honest work." pg. 139

Thoughts? ( Read more... )

Best line from a commercial EVER:

"At Hank's Honda, we bend over backwards to satisfy you!"

"I'm offering to deep fry your carpet," said the big black man who rang my doorbell earlier this evening.

We had a presenter from the local health department come today. He did a presentation with the little ones on how to wash your hands the right way, complete with ultraviolet "germ juice." Two of my favorite exchanges of the day ( Read more... )

So... i'm researching the possibility of a therapist... crazy, I know, and I came across a great resource with bios of many therapists in the area. I LOVE it when typos (i hope its a typo!) are so well placed

"As a therapist, my goal is to become the person that you want to be."

Wow.

Wow.

The new Indigo Girls CD, "Despite Our Differences" comes out tomorrow. Listen to the entire thing for free by clicking below. It sounds pretty fucking cool ( Read more... )

* May your beer be frothy and your woman strong (or the other way around is okay too)

* May your mutton always be tender

* May your shillelagh ne're grow flacid from underuse (or overuse)

* May a leprechaun always be at your backside

* May your pot o' gold be deep and full

Don't ask.

Feel free to add your own.

Here we go folks... the phrase for this weekend:

High Femme Rockstar as in

"Wow, you're totally like, a high femme rockstar!"

I figured it out... the Pick-Up Truck IS the original manpurse!

Lady M's insensitive comment of the day:

"They're YOUR tissues, YOU pick them up. That'll teach you to cry yourself to sleep!"