Absolute stupidest question I have EVER heard asked by an interviewer:

Interviewer: "And you didn't die?"

Subject: "No, I didn't die."

And they say there are no dumb questions...


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"Mmmmmm... mice cream. It's made with mouse milk!"


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"No, not really. I would think it helps prevent necrophilia."
-Lady M


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Quote from NPR this afternoon

"Hester Pryne is really a manifestation of every woman's attempt to integrate her sexuality into society's expectations."

7:57, the phone rings.

I answer.

"Hello?"

"Hello. Is Debbie there?"

"I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number."

"Is there someone there nicknamed Boo... or BooBoo?"

"No..."

As I hang up, all I can think is, "Happy Valentines Day!"


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Heard today on NPR:

"It was the Atlantic slave trade which provided the majority of slaves for the women's movement... er... Northern Hemisphere."

WTF?

I don't know what movie it was for, but I have a new favorite quote:

A black guy with a heavy "ghetto" accent says:

"How could I fail Women's Studies? I love bitches!"

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Do students have the right to speak freely in a school newspaper? Not according to  Hazelwood v. Kuhlmeier. They do, however, have the right to harass eachother freely without the school stepping in--- so long as the harassement takes place in the name of religion!

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As a rule, I detest South Park. I watch in infrequently, and then only when Lady M is watching it and I am too lazy to get off the couch. However, it has now supplied me with my new favorite quote:

"I'm afarid we have to do it. The terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable. We have to nuke.... our imagination."

"Honey, spend as much as you want on knives. After all, we did miss the last two knife sales."

"I'm so tierd. All I want to do is put on my pajamas and watch you play video games."

Oh Hell yeah. I am the luckiest man alive.
                                                             
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