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The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #12

Sep 13, 2009 14:47

We left Chick Island this morning, and we're heading south for now. Unless the goddamn weather acts up again. Friggin' snowstorms. And rainstorms. And hailAnyway, now that we're sailing again, England and I have been discussing the best strategy for some piracy. It's going to be awesome once we actually do it and stuff. After all, we have to be ( Read more... )

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teatime_bitch September 13 2009, 19:06:30 UTC

I have bruises from that bloody hail.

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:08:16 UTC

Tch, you're not the only one. Friggin' hail.

teatime_bitch September 13 2009, 19:16:55 UTC

Did you see how huge some of them were? I saw one the size of a bloody BUICK fall into the ocean not too far from us.

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:18:35 UTC

At least it didn't hit the ship though. I have bruises all down my legs and arms-one the size of like, a baseball hit me in the goddamn shin.

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very_goodadvice September 13 2009, 19:07:01 UTC

Chick Island - such an odd name for an island -

Oh - oh but wait! Pardon me, sir, but you know England!

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:09:11 UTC

Nah, it's not really if you consider the inhabitants.

And hell yeah, I know England. I live with him, and have known him for centuries.

very_goodadvice September 13 2009, 19:11:19 UTC

Oh how wonderful! I have been looking for him!

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:12:06 UTC

You have? Why would you want to look for HIM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's the biggest bastard ever.

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lu_dao_gu_niang September 13 2009, 19:10:28 UTC

O-oh! Please be careful if there's a storm...

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:11:29 UTC

I can handle a stupid storm. England is pretty damn good at navigating through them.

lu_dao_gu_niang September 13 2009, 19:12:50 UTC

I-i guess England has a lot of experience... but you can never be too careful-!

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:15:13 UTC

Yeah, he does. I'll give him that. We're fine though.

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cagayake September 13 2009, 19:22:25 UTC

Our chicks...!!

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:25:41 UTC

They were going to be MY ARMY!

cagayake September 13 2009, 19:28:54 UTC

I named so many of them!! Tamago, Tori, Chikin, Niwaaa!!

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:30:47 UTC

... you named them? I NAMED THEM FIRST!

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buonobuono_ooh September 13 2009, 19:24:46 UTC

What did that asshole do THIS time?

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:26:39 UTC

I was referring to the post he made earlier about the jewelry.

buonobuono_ooh September 13 2009, 19:27:34 UTC

I already called him a dumbass several days ago. You're late.

prussianized September 13 2009, 19:30:05 UTC

It's never too late to call Spain a dumbass.

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