The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #12

[prussianized]

We left Chick Island this morning, and we're heading south for now. Unless the goddamn weather acts up again. Friggin' snowstorms. And rainstorms. And hailAnyway, now that we're sailing again, England and I have been discussing the best strategy for some piracy. It's going to be awesome once we actually do it and stuff. After all, we have to be

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[very_goodadvice]

Chick Island - such an odd name for an island -

Oh - oh but wait! Pardon me, sir, but you know England!

[prussianized]

Nah, it's not really if you consider the inhabitants.

And hell yeah, I know England. I live with him, and have known him for centuries.

[very_goodadvice]

Oh how wonderful! I have been looking for him!

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You have? Why would you want to look for HIM? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He's the biggest bastard ever.

[very_goodadvice]

Oh that is a horrible thing to say - I live in England and I am ever so lost -

[prussianized]

Well, it's the truth.

... oh, you're one of his people? Hah. My apologies.

[very_goodadvice]

Yes I am. I am Alice, it's a pleasure.

[prussianized]

The pleasure is all mine, Alice. I'm Gilbert, but I'm more formally known as Prussia.

[very_goodadvice]

Oh such a pleasure Mr.Prussia! It must be odd to have two names.

[prussianized]

Just call me 'Prussia', if you don't mind. Adding the Mr. is really weird.

And it's not, really. I've been known as many things.

[very_goodadvice]

Oh my, I can hardly imagine being called anything but 'Alice'. When the White Rabbit called me Mary-Anne it was most confusing.

[prussianized]

... the White Rabbit?

[very_goodadvice]

Yes, he has this funny watch and he is always late - do you know him?

[prussianized]

I can't say I have, Alice.

[very_goodadvice]

Oh, well, he doesn't make a lot of sense. When I think about it, few things in Wonderland did.

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Wonderland?

... Wait, you're that Alice?