The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #11

[prussianized]

I don't want to even begin to wonder how the hell friggin' Lithuania ended up in my closet, but you can come collect him now, Russian bastard

Comments

[come2niichan]

Excuse me?? I'm plenty useful!

[prussianized]

You're about as useful as those Italian idiots.

[come2niichan]

I am not! I do much more than those two!!

[prussianized]

Really? I've never noticed before.

[tothekolkhoz]

I'll change course, then.

[prussianized]

Did you not read the next part of the post?

[tothekolkhoz]

Lithuania is on your ship. That is the only part I needed to read.

[prussianized]

... nah, on second thought, I think we're gonna keep him. He's more useful than Francis.

[mmmeat]

Chick ...Island?

[prussianized]

Ja, Chick Island. Best friggin' island EVER.

[mmmmmeat]

Sounds like a great place to eat! Where is it?

[prussianized]

...

It's not a place to eat!

[bakudan_shounen]

Of all the stupid things to rule...

[prussianized]

It isn't stupid! It's awesome.

[bakudan_shounen]

... You chose baby chickens.

[prussianized]

And?

[onewithwild]

Chick Island? What is it like?

[prussianized]

There's thousands and thousands of baby chicks covering the entire island. It's like a sea of moving yellow and loud peeping. In other words, it's awesome.

[onewithwild]

OH! THAT ONE!

I bet it's awesome, you're so lucky to conquer it. You did conquer it, right?

[prussianized]

Hell yeah, I am. It's the best ever island ever! We're even taking some of the chicks home.