The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #11

[prussianized]

I don't want to even begin to wonder how the hell friggin' Lithuania ended up in my closet, but you can come collect him now, Russian bastard

Comments

[tothekolkhoz]

I'll change course, then.

[prussianized]

Did you not read the next part of the post?

[tothekolkhoz]

Lithuania is on your ship. That is the only part I needed to read.

[prussianized]

... nah, on second thought, I think we're gonna keep him. He's more useful than Francis.

[tothekolkhoz]

Too bad no one cares about your second thoughts, дa?

[prussianized]

Lies. Everybody cares about my second thoughts because they're awesome.

[tothekolkhoz]

You know what? You can have all the second thoughts you want. He'll come back to this ship anyway because he wants to.

[prussianized]

Doubtful. He'll have a way better life here than with you.

[tothekolkhoz]

You don't know what you're talking about. Besides, it's not just me on this ship.

[prussianized]

So, it's you and bunch of other commies. Big deal. We're cooler.

[tothekolkhoz]

I dislike that word. Besides, there is only one communist on board.

[prussianized]

That's exactly why I used it.

Whatever. You're a former communist and Lithuania was under your control too, so it's close enough.

[tothekolkhoz]

Past and present are two very different things. I shouldn't have to tell that to you of all people, Пруссия.

[prussianized]

Did you say something, Russian bastard? I just saw white space.

[tothekolkhoz]

Of course you did. What better way to deal with things than ignore them?

[prussianized]

Ignorance is bliss.