The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #9

[prussianized]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome-

... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!

Comments

[blushfaced]

Eh, weren't you...adult sized? Before??

[prussianized]

Adult sized? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[blushfaced]

You said you'd--you said you'd play the bass--!!

[prussianized]

Play the bass? What are you talking about?!

[mugiboard]

...P-prussia-san?

[prussianized]

Why does everyone keep calling me that?! And what's -san?!

[mugiboard]

I'm sorry! Blighty told me that was your name...

[teatime_bitch]

Don't apologize, poppet. He just hasn't gotten to that point in his history yet.

[pansmack]

I forgot how annoying you were as a kid.

[prussianized]

ANNOYING?

... Wait. What are you talking about? DO I KNOW YOU?!

[pansmack]

Super annoying.

Maybe. Let's see if you can figure it out.

[prussianized]

Tch, YOU'RE annoying.

Hm... Well, you're A GIRL so that eliminates... a lot of people.

[vash_zwingli]

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[prussianized]

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[vash_zwingli]

...

It's coming right for us.

[prussianized]

BRING IT ON!

[regulationkthnx]

I shall not do anything of the sort. Children should be back home.

[prussianized]

I'M NOT A CHILD!

[regulationkthnx]

It is alright little one. You will be brought home soon. I am certain your mother must be searching for you.

[prussianized]

WHAT THE HELL! I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER!