The Diary Of Awesome Me - Entry #9

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is awesome! It seems that the enemy has let down their guard and I have successfully invaded their territory! This mission will be easy! Though they have some strange things in this hall...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hail me! Bow down to me! I am the greatest, most awesome-

... wait, where am I? THIS ISN'T THE MASURIAN LAKELAND!

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I shall not do anything of the sort. Children should be back home.

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I'M NOT A CHILD!

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It is alright little one. You will be brought home soon. I am certain your mother must be searching for you.

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WHAT THE HELL! I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER!

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I see... An orphan who has ran away from home.

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I'm not an orphan! I'm the Teutonic Knights!

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Do not worry, little one. I shall take you home right away.

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TAKE ME HOME? What are you talking about?!

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You will be home and safe away from the dangers of the ocean.

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You don't even know where my home is!

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I shall make it my duty to find it.

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... You're weird.

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I do not find the safety of children to be weird.

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Safety? WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT SAFETY! I'm a fighter!

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You can fight with the proper authority watching over you.

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I already do! God watches me fight and grants me the strength to kick ass!