( Down the rabbithole... )

[A deep breath that's let out in a thin, whispering sound before he speaks.]

You've reached the-- ah. Voicemail of Liam Lunettes. It appears I'm not available to speak with you at this time. Please leave a message with your name as well as a means of contacting you back, especially if the matter is urgent.

[Pause.]I apologize for any ( Read more... )

Effects: temporary poor vision, unease, restlessness
Warnings: slight morbidity, but overall nothing hideous is going on here

( He isn't drowning, but there's no land in sight. )

( P-permission for... oh dear. )

( 'Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on. 'I do,' Alice hastily replied; 'at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know.' )