[Voice] #5

[proverbmachine]

"A lonely person is at home everywhere."

That is so far from the truth. I want to go home, see my mother... see anybody.

Everyone is always better friends with each other than they are with me...

[grumbles in frustration.]

Oh and by the way, this movie theater smells funny. Of course it's only guys here, so what do you expect

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Re: voice

[proverbmachine]

Uhm... yes?

Re: voice

[proverbmachine]

Oh!

Who are they?

[uratarosu]

I can agree with you that men smell bad. I may be male myself, but... my usual companions back home are all men and I'd much rather bathe with a beautiful woman than those bumbling idiots.

[proverbmachine]

That's...

[tries to say something that isn't the following]

creepy...

[uratarosu]

Especially when the bear starts singing. Haaa.

[proverbmachine]

... Bear?

[returnzero]

You're not the only woman here, you know. There's also Wolf and Para-Medic.

...And what do you mean we smell funny?!

[proverbmachine]

We're still outnumbered!

I mean the whole "ooh, I'm a rugged manly man!" might look cool but after a while it can only be admired from afar, if you get my meaning.

[returnzero]

... Well it's not like we got any working showers here--

Oh, what am I saying. Like you're smelling any better.

[proverbmachine]

It's called a sponge bath, mister. A cold, unpleasant soapless sponge bath.

But it's better than nothing!

[solid_courage]

I considered us very good friends.

[proverbmachine]

Yes I know. I don't know why I felt like saying it but...

[brief pause, then, flood of wordswordswords]

but it's just that you and Otacon are so close, and then you and Jack or Big Boss or whatever are well... whatever it is you are, I just feel kind of left out because I've never been in the field it's like I don't really fit in you know!?

[groan. another facepalm.]

[onceahuman]

Maybe you should look into having some... female company!