Worst idea ever: drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth. And on that note, why is it that sometimes brushing my teeth makes me crave orange juice?
Speedos are very very rarely acceptable. If you successfully lock your brother out of a hotel room, DON'T open the door again. Random B list celebrity sightings are amazing. Seasons don't exist in Florida. Oh, and Mickey gets pissed off if you call him short.