Seven purple files

[proudambassador]

I do not suppose there are any beds that are not hard as a rock down here? I have tried one in nearly every cabin, and they are all most uncomfortable. It would be better to sleep on the ground! When we were banished out of the tree last time, the accommodations, they were much better. I am not impressed. This place, it has always been poorly

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[of_mindelan]

Try cutting some evergreen branches and piling them up. They're comfortable enough with a blanket over the top.

[proudambassador]

What, with a saw? And remove my own hand? First, my good person, I do not know which tree would be evergreen. Or if they all are. Second, I do not have a saw. And third, I like my hands where they are. Attached to me.

[of_mindelan]

[City type, she thinks, and decides against a step-by-step explanation. He'd probably get hurt, and it would be her fault.]

You could probably find someone to do all that for you. I'm sure you're not the only one who doesn't like the bunks.

[proudambassador]

And you, do you know how to do all this?

[feathered_earth]

It isn't that bad. We're lucky that there are proper buildings here, don't you think?

[proudambassador]

My dear Krile, and this is Krile, yes? I do not think I have ever seen buildings like this. Further, I do not think they count as buildings. A good building, it has power. It has rooms. These, they have rocks. Masquerading as beds. Therefore, they are not buildings.

[feathered_earth]

That's me! And if it's got a roof that keeps off the rain, walls that keep out the wind, and a floor that keeps out the dirt I say it's a building.

You didn't bring any spare blankets, did you? That could help soften it up.

[proudambassador]

Myself, I think that buildings should be held to a higher standard. Lackluster buildings, if we are to grow accustomed to them, then we will be stuck with them. By demanding better, sometimes you receive better, no?

Yes. I brought several blankets. And I wear them all. Drafty, it is a mild word for these walls.

[grab_my_bells]

You're trapped in a Tree against your will, and you expect your demands for five-star accommodations to be taken into consideration?

[proudambassador]

Has anyone tried critiquing the management before?

[grab_my_bells]

You could say that, yeah. There have been a few complaints here and there.

Maybe you should start a Comment Box for future critiques of them?

[proudambassador]

There is a difference between telling someone to "get bent" and actually laying out the complaint, hm?

Who reads those? The key is lost the moment it goes up, and no one bothers to empty them out. No. They want us all to write in our little journals like good little citizens, so I write in my little journal.

[burntorangesky]

I myself am rather impressed the Wilderness was willing to give us accommodations at all. You could be sleeping in the open air now, rather than some place sheltered from the elements.

It even has blankets.

[proudambassador]

I want the park back with the mice. This, it is hardly anything worth mentioning.

Yes? Where? Perhaps with fifty, no, a hundred, I will find some semblance of comfort.

[burntorangesky]

In a year of living here, that was the first Wilderness that was truly comfortable to live in for any period of time. As far as I am aware, most do not even have beds.

Well, perhaps there would be another blanket or two in one of the storage rooms, but other than that, you will simply have to get used to it. It is better by far than being forced to sleep on the ground.

[proudambassador]

And everyone puts up with this? Why? Why do we go along with whatever whims this place may have, with no one protesting? I want my cage to be comfortable. This, this is unacceptable.

[scars_n_cards]

I second this.

[proudambassador]

I thank you, my good person.

[scars_n_cards]

If the motion has been seconded, we should be able to put it to a vote, if only we could find the right forum.

[proudambassador]

This is public, no? Should it not be good enough? Surely people can write now, voting that they agree or not. Or perhaps we should set up a little box in one of the shelters that does not entirely qualify as a building. A voting box, since some like to pretend that they have privacy, hm?