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proudambassador

Twenty One Purple Files

Aug 18, 2011 19:04

The explosions must be stopped. My boots, they are ruined. I do not know what it was that exploded, but now they are scuffed to the point where polishing, it will do nothing. Is there nothing that can stop these things?

[About fifteen minutes later he writes again.]Barbed wire. It is not good for coats, no. I think I am starting to get angry. Is ( Read more... )

event, martyrdom, drama drama drama, complaining again, terrible horrible no-good very bad day

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azhdarchidae August 19 2011, 01:58:43 UTC

You're really gonna starve?

proudambassador August 19 2011, 02:57:43 UTC

Really? No. I am sure that I will not. But 'feel hungry,' it does not have the same flare, hm?

azhdarchidae August 19 2011, 03:43:27 UTC

All right then. Literally starving people are alarming.

[If someone's really desperate and convinces her that they are - or asks nicely, hey - she's not unwilling to drop things on doorsteps.]

proudambassador August 19 2011, 05:02:19 UTC

Yes, yes, and those who are merely suffering are to be ignored. This, it is good to know.

esoteric_rose August 19 2011, 05:35:18 UTC

I'm a seamstress, and if my customers' compliments are anything to go by, I'm good at what I do. I think I can take care of your problem.

proudambassador August 19 2011, 05:37:28 UTC

That, it would be a good thing. My day, it has been going from bad to worse to even worse, but for a time, you have stemmed this, my good lady.

esoteric_rose August 19 2011, 06:07:57 UTC

I simply need to know where you are and what colour and material your coat is so I can make the proper repairs.

proudambassador August 19 2011, 06:26:59 UTC

I am in my house, as I have given up on accomplishing anything outside of it, and the coat, it is purple, and it is coat fabric. What even are coats? They are cloth, yes? Some sort of... cloth type.

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weaver_girl August 19 2011, 07:36:58 UTC

Oh my, that is... a lot of bad luck in one day. I'm sorry.

I think Ms. Brianna offered to have Watchmen escort people if they needed it? I know they're busy, but maybe that would be a good idea next time?

proudambassador August 19 2011, 08:01:00 UTC

Oh, but it gets better. A bee, it has decided to keep me company here.

Yes, yes, if one was to think, it would be a good idea. I simply wished to get home from work with food in hand and did not think, hm?

weaver_girl August 19 2011, 16:27:22 UTC

Just open the door and let it out? They don't sting unless they're threatened.

It's all right. I was going to ask if you needed any food brought to you, but Skywalker's offered, right?

proudambassador August 20 2011, 01:25:20 UTC

Yes, yes. It is simply that with the way my day has been going, if I was to open the door, I would be invaded likely, no?

It has. It is also mocking me. But food, it is food.

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swissarmybot August 19 2011, 13:03:33 UTC

WE DON'T EAT; WE RUN ON BATTERIES.

DO YOU NEED SOMETHING DELIVERED? BEING UNABLE TO FUNCTION WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF SHOULD NOT FORCE YOU TO STARVE.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE IT SHOULD. THE OFFER STILL STANDS, THOUGH.

proudambassador August 19 2011, 13:08:09 UTC

I would like to point out, my good 'battery running' droid, that none of this was hurting myself, hm? It was all this chaos!

But I would appreciate a delivery, yes.

swissarmybot August 19 2011, 14:50:01 UTC

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN RIG UP. SHOULD I BRING A FIRST AID KIT? MAYBE A HELMET OR A PLASTIC BUBBLE?

proudambassador August 20 2011, 01:23:00 UTC

Perhaps a bubble for you, hm? So that if there is an explosion, you are not blown up?