Happy Death Day to you, Happy Death Day to you, Happy Death Day Publius Qunctilius Varus, give me back my eagles!

Never trust a Goth...

I thus have 24 hours to find a pair of swimming trunks. Between paid work and benefit. Perhaps I should start a 'Let's see Matt in scanty trunks for a fiver' fund?

As I have been poked by some of you, please allow me  to confirn my continued existence on this plane of being ( Read more... )

I escape the maternal domicile today which makes me very happy. Now all that is left is to stuff a protesting parrot oin the backsead of a Volo Estate. What? Fun ( Read more... )

So, some of our Polish relatives have sent me a whole load of Biblical texts which 'apparently' prove that we will be struck by a comet on Dec 21st 2012. Now Mayan Calendar bits aside* no such things have been observed in even the remotely right area to try and anticipate this ( Read more... )

Time to start roasing an assortment of dead animals. And to watch 'My Fair Lady'. Also I never realised quite how much of a bullying dick my father is. Still he has been confronted by email and he replied in classic pompous twerp fashion.

However the high point has to have been my mother drinking vodka from a buter dish...

I am currently not gainfully employed which is poo. Am still doing some work on a voluntary basis ( Read more... )

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7718587.stm

Silly monks...

Like the fool I am I brought orange marmalade instead of honey to garnish my and decomposingsoul 's dinner.

Her fridge is evil. She counted white, black, brown, green and blue mould. Quite patriotic if you're from the right country. And fluff.

Aieeee!

Samhuinn is over and I rock! Oh yeah, go me, sucks to you! I am the baddest mo fo jester in town! I can't believe I' ( Read more... )

Why is everyone so obsessed with Doctor Who?

I am looking for a post of the last few hours on my page that doesn't involve it.

So what!