Circuit 078

[proto_typing]

TO: Dad Doc Your Supreme Evilness, Sir Dad
FROM: Proto
SUBJECT: This Dump You Sent Me To
DATE: Today

Comments

1/?

[doujin_dork]

Proto-kun is writing a letter to his father?

This is a good point, however I cannot EAT his sort of cheesiness.

[doujin_dork]

What sort of plan do you have in mind?

...There's an innuendo there somewhere, but alas, I cannot make it, as he is from a family show.

[proto_typing]

I'm gonna kidnap you.

...And then, uh, hold you for ransom or something. You know any rich people who'd pay to get you back?

What, you don't want to talk about eating out his warm gooey cheese?

[doujin_dork]

Oh, well, I know a few people who have part time jobs.

[OoC: IDK about her parents, maybe purposely not mentioning them? . . . Nah, not that smart.]

AAACK WHY WOULD YOU EVER

[proto_typing]

...Okay, y'know what? Whatever, that'll work. I'll get their names and make 'em pay your ransom. Done.

IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR, OKAY?

[doujin_dork]

What do you need the money for, Proto-kun?

DDD=

[proto_typing]

It doesn't matter what I need the money for! I don't need it for anything! The point is to get it from other people 'cause it's an evil thing to do!

>3333333

[doujin_dork]

Proto-kun. [Even though she is on the other side of the network, you can feel the change in the air, you can practically see the wind flowing through her hair, practically smell the flower petals falling around her.] Why are you insistent on doing evil? Is it because you want to, or is it because your father wants you to?

[proto_typing]

...Gee, nobody's ever asked me that before...

[doujin_dork]

I think it's an important question. You should ask yourself that.

[proto_typing]

Yeah, I should...

...Oh, wait, that's right! I don't care!

[doujin_dork]

Proto-kun if you're kidnapping me even if you don't want to kidnap me then I shall have to severely reconsider our lunch!

[proto_typing]

Shut up! I'm kidnapping you because I have to do something evil or I'm gonna lose my scholarship!

[doujin_dork]

I- Wait, a scholarship? Scholarship for what?

[proto_typing]

Man, this was all supposed to come out later in my evil monologue...

I'm at school on a scholarship. My dad jumped through a lot of hoops to get it for me so I could learn how to be evil and take over the family business someday. But if I wanna keep it, I gotta start doing some evil stuff or they'll take it away and give it to someone else.

[doujin_dork]

Oh, that does sound very important! What is the family business?