[Voice Post]

A snow globe? You're kidding, right? I'm stuck in this dump three lousy years and all I get is this piece of junk? Ain't that cute, Skull Castle with snow all around, merry Christmas to m--

[And then there is a pause, as a faint portally noise begins to grow nearby, and Proto goes silent a moment.]

...Doc?!

[Another pause, as ( Read more... )

You dweebs again? Man, I can't even count how many times I've seen you morons show up. Never gets old, huh?

Hey, you know the drill. I say hi, you bolt-brains bug me, Doc and my dweeby bro never show up, and at midnight you all beat feet while we stay stuck in this dump. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Same old, same old.

Yeesh.

[OOC: Go go Gadget Fourth ( Read more... )

About time midnight got here. It never gets old, huh?

Jeez.

[Accidental Voice Post]

[Behold, the sound of a door creaking open.]

Hey, look at that. Red shoes, huh?

Nice try, pal. Right color, wrong bot.

[And then a resounding slam.]

[Accidental Voice Post]

...Oh, hey, would you look at that? A wave of misfortune. And by misfortune I mean a whole lot of water. Hey, do I look like Dive Man to you?

[A clatter of metal; someone's heading for the rooftops.]

I still say the cookie thing was lame.

[OOC: Because arks are for dweebs, apparently. Alas, Proto's taking his chances ( Read more... )

"Beware a wave of misfortune."
...You're kidding, right? Gee, some news. This dump's been nothing but a wave of misfortune since the day I got here.

At least this time I don't have to find a way to eat the thing just to get the prize inside.

[OOC: Someone gets sapped of energy and eventually deactivates when submerged in water. Ergo, someone is ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

Hey, DOC!

So just out of curiosity, but have any of your lame-o creations gotten loose lately? I mean like the real bottom-of-the-barrel pulled-outta-the-reject-bin ones. 'Cause it looks like things are gettin' kinda hairy around here. Just thought you might wanna know!

I mean, c'mon, a hairball? Yeesh. It's called having standards.

So Doc's a mad scientist. A real crackpot, y'know, always with the yelling about how he's such a revolutionary thinker and nobody appreciates his genius and all the other, more successful roboticists in the world are just jealous of his skill and how he's gonna show 'em all someday when he takes over the world, all that jazz. Except he never does ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video Post]

[The feed opens to...a wall of scales, oddly enough and ones that are quickly slipping away from the device. A split-second later, a flash of bright red armor appears, and it suddenly becomes apparent that it's not the subjects on the screen that are moving; it's that the device itself is falling. A moment after that, it ( Read more... )

Well, would you look at that. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Again. And no little bro. Again. That little jerk ( Read more... )