PUSSY'S LOOKIN' DAMN GOOD IN PRISON !!!,L IT'S NOT AS GOOD ON THE OUTSIDE, YOU KNOW THE "PROTEIN AND ALL" BUT IT'S ALL GOOD ON THE INSIDE BABY.

YOU KNOW SOME GAY SHITS BEEN HAPPENING THOUGH. STEW (MY EX HUSBAND) STOPPED BY THE OTHER DAY DRESSED AS MY FAVORITE, A GIRL SCOUT ! HE EVEN HAD COMPLIMENTARY HOHOS. BUT IT WASN'T LIKE OLD TIMES ( Read more... )

I LIKE BIG WOMEN.

I MEAN DON'T GET ME WRONG I DO LIKE THE PENIS, BUT I HATE IT WHEN GUYS BALLS ALWAYS HIT ME IN THE FACE.

I SWEAR I GET WHIP LASH EVERY TIME.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LADIES ; ). 

WHOO. WHAT A ROUGH WEEKEND. I GOT IN A MONSTROUS FIGHT WITH MY GIRL-FUCK-BUDDY. I TOLD HER IT WAS HER WEEK TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, AND SHE TOLD ME TO LICK A TWOT. SO I TOOK SOME TRASH OUT OF MY OWN, SO TO SPEAK. FIRST, I GIVE HER A HEADBUTT TO HER PETITE LITTLE FUCKING NOSE, BUT SHE'S ONLY FAZED FOR A SECOND (MARTHA JEAN IS A FIGHTER, THOUGH AT ( Read more... )

I LIKE COOKIES.

Hi guys,

You might not know me. But I know you, and if I put you on my friends list, I hope you will have the compassion to understand that I want to be your friend. And friendship we will have, do not be afraid to love this she-hulk, for I am not a harmful beast.

-PEACE OUT-