Wave 029

[protects_her]

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[protects_her]

My eyebrows are naturally perfect. No tweezers involved.

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[protects_her]

I'm surprised that the tweezers were the first things to catch your attention, honestly. I would've bet it would be the five thousand rhinestones.

[spiesonyou]

You're getting strange gifts too?

[protects_her]

I've got a pretty good inventory going so far.

[spiesonyou]

So do I. Though I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the box of glitter.

[protects_her]

Well, I could loan you my tube of crazy glue. That might help with some ideas.

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[7thborn]

Have you named the frog?

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[protects_her]

Do you think I should?

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[7thborn]

... well, of course. Frogs are perfectly acceptable pets.

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[protects_her]

Who says I'm keeping it as a pet?

[risetwice]

You also got an elephant-shaped statue.

[protects_her]

It's not elephant-sized, too, is it?

[risetwice]

No. Only horse-sized.

I'm not taking it home.

[protects_her]

It's the size of a horse?

Please don't tell me they left it outside the bakery.

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I see you've made it big.

[protects_her]

Big enough to earn myself an elephant-shaped statue the size of a horse, apparently. Looks like I've got another entry to add to the list.

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I find myself irrationally jealous. I've always wanted an elephant-shaped statue the size of a horse.

[protects_her]

Well, this is your lucky day. It's yours. Where do I deliver it to?