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protects_her

Wave 029

Apr 17, 2011 19:08

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such a nice boy, faking it like it's hot, kind of a dork actually, odds are not in his favor, the life of a victor, s is for shenanigans, private thoughts, the eye of the storm, annie, district 4 is better than yours, drowns in his dreams, back to business, makes women want to speak spanish, modesty is a foreign concept, living in a material world, affected, carry on my wayward son, what is this i don't even, curse: sisters meal

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shifts April 18 2011, 01:59:03 UTC

I see you've made it big.

protects_her April 18 2011, 02:06:24 UTC

Big enough to earn myself an elephant-shaped statue the size of a horse, apparently. Looks like I've got another entry to add to the list.

shifts April 18 2011, 02:11:58 UTC

I find myself irrationally jealous. I've always wanted an elephant-shaped statue the size of a horse.

protects_her April 18 2011, 02:12:41 UTC

Well, this is your lucky day. It's yours. Where do I deliver it to?

shifts April 18 2011, 02:32:49 UTC

Truly? Building 11.

protects_her April 18 2011, 02:38:08 UTC

It's outside my bakery and I'm basically positive my boss will fire me if he sees it. I don't particularly care where it goes, but it's got to go somewhere in the next twenty minutes. Might as well find a home with someone who wants it.

shifts April 18 2011, 02:48:15 UTC

How heavy do you gander it is?

protects_her April 18 2011, 02:55:32 UTC

Well, it looks pretty solid. Hang on while I go see if I can pick it up.

shifts April 18 2011, 03:12:33 UTC

See if you can-? Right. Alright.

protects_her April 18 2011, 03:14:19 UTC

Yeah, no, I about broke my back just trying to get it off the ground. It's going to take something with wheels to move this thing.

shifts April 18 2011, 03:16:00 UTC

[ No herp, derplock. ]

I'll see what I can do, then.

protects_her April 18 2011, 03:30:29 UTC

[Hey, man, shut up, he's buff as hell.]

I'll tell you what. I'm on a time limit here, so I'll get it off-loaded...somewhere, and we can deal with the pickup sometime when my imminent firing isn't ticking down in the back of my mind. Makes it more convenient for everybody.

shifts April 18 2011, 03:50:41 UTC

[ Buff as hell doesn't constitute being able to lift a statue the size of a horse... ]

Lovely. Wouldn't want you to lose your job over a statue turned hand-me-down, after all.

protects_her April 18 2011, 03:52:33 UTC

[It might've been made of pumice. YOU NEVER KNOW.]

Especially not when we just came out with a new innovation. I'd kind of like to be around to reap the rewards of my stroke of genius.

shifts April 18 2011, 03:57:10 UTC

[ Mmm, pumice. ]

So the cakepies were your idea?

protects_her April 18 2011, 04:05:03 UTC

It's the best of both worlds. The greatest part of a pie surrounded by the greatest part of a cake. A masterpiece of deliciousness.

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