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[protects_her]

[Voice Post]

[ Fair citizens of the City, what's that you hear? Why, it's the sound of a TRIUMPHANT FANFARE, chorusing in just moments after the audio clicks on. After a few moments of majestically blasting out your eardrums, the trumpets fade away into the sound of a positively charming voice: ]Citizens! Subjects! Ladies and gentlemen of the

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voice; have a screaming small child

[reroutedbrain]

You're not the king!

That's me! I'm the god of Citadel, and I'm here to make sure you stupid humans don't do anything like you did last time, and that you all get cyberized like you're supposed to! That's just how things work.

voice; he is like "whatever you say, adorably silly little girl" /patpat

[protects_her]

Oh, of course, I'm sure you are. And it's so nice of you to come out and greet me personally upon my return, your majesty.

voice; she does not approve XD

[reroutedbrain]

If you're going to be like that, I'll come take your voice box out so you can't do it again!

voice;

[protects_her]

Now, now, that's a little drastic, don't you think? If I lose my voice, how will I ever be able to rule my people?

[risetwice]

Don't you think this is a little...extreme? After all I don't think that they have bread.

Er.

Your highness.

[protects_her]

Extreme? A party with all my subjects? It's practically an obligation.

[risetwice]

I doubt they'll see it that way.

[protects_her]

Why? They haven't all been celebrating other things in my absence, have they?

voice;

[7thborn]

[Muttered.]

Oh, for Merlin's sake.

[Read: As if his ego wasn't massive enough.]

voice;

[protects_her]

And how nice to see you again, too.

voice;

[7thborn]

[This is his first curse, isn't it? Probably. Cue playing along!]

Oh, of course. It's absolutely lovely to see you again, Your Royal Highness.

voice;

[protects_her]

[The first one where he's acting completely out of his mind, at least.]

Not as lovely as it is to see you again, milady. I hope you haven't been too despondent in my absence?

[horrible_penny]

Did I forget to mention that we don't exactly have rulers here?

[protects_her]

Of course you don't, not since I've been gone. But that's all behind us now, because I'm back and ready to be your liege once again.

[horrible_penny]

No, that's not what I mean. We don't have rulers. Ever. Except for the deities, maybe, but no one throws parties for them.

[protects_her]

That's a great way of looking at it. No need to worry about stuff like titles and who rules who. I think of all of you as my friends, too.

[pharles_at_life]

I didn't know you were a prince, Prince Finnick!

[ Hey, it's possible. Our prince likes to run around in peasant clothes and dodge his duties all the time. ]

[protects_her]

[Oh, he's having a good chuckle at that one. Not knowing he's the prince! What a kidder you are, Presea.]

You know, I forget it all the time, too! Thank goodness I have my council around to remind me, huh?

[pharles_at_life]

The prince of my country tends to run away from his council... I'm glad you don't do that to yours.

[protects_her]

[...Wait.]

Oh, then you must be a foreigner to our great land. Well, allow me to extend my personal welcome, then.