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[protects_her]

[Voice Post]

[ Fair citizens of the City, what's that you hear? Why, it's the sound of a TRIUMPHANT FANFARE, chorusing in just moments after the audio clicks on. After a few moments of majestically blasting out your eardrums, the trumpets fade away into the sound of a positively charming voice: ]Citizens! Subjects! Ladies and gentlemen of the

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[risetwice]

Don't you think this is a little...extreme? After all I don't think that they have bread.

Er.

Your highness.

[protects_her]

Extreme? A party with all my subjects? It's practically an obligation.

[risetwice]

I doubt they'll see it that way.

[protects_her]

Why? They haven't all been celebrating other things in my absence, have they?

[risetwice]

....I don't think so.

Except maybe your absence.

[protects_her]

Well then, it's about time we had one.

[risetwice]

...are you paying for it, then?

[protects_her]

Who makes the guest of honor pay for his own celebrations?

[risetwice]

...well, generally the person throwing the party pays for the celebrations.

[protects_her]

So you think that this time, instead of letting the people bend over backwards to laud me...I should do something for them, instead?

[risetwice]

That would make you a generous prince.

[protects_her]

On top of being a handsome one?

[risetwice]

[SILENCE]

Uh.

[protects_her]

I like it! Let's do something for the people. I'll tell my council to raise taxes at once.

[risetwice]

[DAMN IT.]

Are you sure you want to raise taxes?

[protects_her]

How else are we going to pay for the celebration?