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[prosody]

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Comments

[anhedoniia]

You're really going for this "back to nature" thin aren't you? your little apartment is like a jungle as it is, I'd be way too scared to come visit if I knew I might step or sit on a snake or a tarantula or something... oh i would be happy if you got one of those giant sea turtles though. get a giant sea turtle jacqui!! they live longer than us so you could pass it on to your kids!!

[deutschebahn]

That has to be the worst proposition I've ever heard.

[thewolfone]

C'mon, the worst?

How about "Would you like to dance?"

[deutschebahn]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[thewolfone]

"You're straight, that's hot."

[deutschebahn]

"I hate this bar, it sucks"

[thewolfone]

"So how bout it?"

[deutschebahn]

OKfine, I think I have some free space... I'll squeeze you in between Patience from the Grates and those chicks from the Corrs, and maybe we can invite the cute waiter and the gay guys from the supper club, and of course the other groupies and perhaps even some delectable supersized garden vegetables.

Mmm... sandwich.

[thewolfone]

We should rename the Supper Club "Club Sandwich" or something equally terrible.

C'mon, it'll be funny!

[deutschebahn]

Club Sandwich... featuring the delicious Hungarian Bratwurst Roll. One long thick pork sausage in between two lush firm buns, lubricated with a little ketchup and mustard, straight from the former Soviet republic, young and tender! So mouth-wateringly tempting, it should be barely legal!