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[prosody]

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[anhedoniia]

You're really going for this "back to nature" thin aren't you? your little apartment is like a jungle as it is, I'd be way too scared to come visit if I knew I might step or sit on a snake or a tarantula or something... oh i would be happy if you got one of those giant sea turtles though. get a giant sea turtle jacqui!! they live longer than us so you could pass it on to your kids!!

[thewolfone]

Well for starters there was the incident with the whipped cream, that escalated.

[deutschebahn]

...to the orange juice??

[thewolfone]

And the hotdog...

[deutschebahn]

You know what they say...

There's a reason gay men order the hot-dogs at the Supper Club.

Man, that waiter was cute!!

[thewolfone]

Yeah, he was.

[deutschebahn]

Wait, was viridiancircle laughing or crying after that story??

[thewolfone]

Well, a little jealous, but otherwise I think he found it amusing.

[deutschebahn]

Dammit! My attempt to make him jealous failed entirely! Is that what you're saying?!?!

[thewolfone]

Yes!

[deutschebahn]

Somehow that leaves me feeling strangely empty...

... and with a strange craving for carrots, oranges, pumpkins, Pippi Longstocking, and, apparently, terracotta.

[thewolfone]

It's all that vitamin C.

[deutschebahn]

No WONDER my teeth are falling apart and I need more "air in my head". I HAVE SCURVY.

ARRR, Like a piiiirate.

[thewolfone]

No, I mean like the graduation song.

Or the itch.

[deutschebahn]

Ewww. Just because I left school and had some crazy sex and my teeth fell out does NOT mean I have the clap. Or syphilis.

[thewolfone]

Well...since you'd be in a position to know. I've always wondered if it was true. Is oral sex more enjoyable when you have no teeth?