Twenty-Fourth Flare - Video - Chocobos 101

Jul 12, 2011 22:01

[The feed flickers on to... the view of Lea's knee. Riveting. After a moment of fiddling with the SFC, Lea finally steps back, revealing that he's in a slightly more cleared area of Stein's yard. You can tell it's Stein's because hi there building full of stitches in the background.]

Alright, it's rolling... Um, hi there, everyone. I figure a lot of ( Read more... )

this is not his month, waaaark, [rpg] vatheon, lea you dumbass, this can't go wrong, stop breeding chocobos lea, starring radi the eternally pissed off b, kind of a derp, yes he named his chocobos after boyfrien, cover angst with pranks, so many birds, fuckmylife.com

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[video] stayb100ponyboy July 13 2011, 02:13:26 UTC
[Watching all this with deep interest, but then the human gets distracted before he can talk about all the different colors.]

What about blue chocobos? What do they do?

[Stein mentioned they swim, but he doesn't really trust Stein all that much, and this kid seems to know his stuff. Besides, he also wants to ask about how big they'll grow, how long it takes them to reach adulthood, how much weight they can carry... really, all kinds of things.]

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[video] prominence_glow July 13 2011, 02:34:18 UTC
[It... takes some time for Lea to, uh, get back to the SFC. When he does, he's gasping for air and nearly collapsed.]

Blue... Haa, ugh... Uh, they like to... Oh jeez, hold on.

[he is just. Going to lie in front of the SFC for a minute. Eventually, Alex comes over to nudge at his body with his beak. Lea finally speaks again, voice muffled.]

They're fond a' water. They like swimming, and... can walk on water... an' stuff.

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[video] stayb100ponyboy July 13 2011, 02:59:01 UTC
[Hey, so Stein was right. But he didn't mention the walking on water thing. That's awesome.]

How big do they get, once they're full grown?

[Completely oblivious to Lea's distress.]

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[video] prominence_glow July 13 2011, 04:26:45 UTC
[So compassionate, Equius. So. Compassionate.]

Nnnngh... S'just like any other chocobo. Prolly seven feet tall. Radi got bigger, but it's just been a couple of yellow chocobo I've seen who get his size.

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video; ninthserenade July 13 2011, 02:31:01 UTC
[So, guess who sounds a little better than he was a few days ago? This guy. Hey, he's even laughing!]

Run Forrest, run!

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video; prominence_glow July 13 2011, 02:36:26 UTC
DEEEEEEEEEMYYYYYYX!!!

[S-SOB. THIS BIRD, WHY IS IT SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME. WHY. Lea is still running, trying to hop over the fence in the distance. Unfortunately, Radi just follows. Lea hops the fence again, running right back towards the SFC and scooping it up in his hand without missing a beat.]

He hates me! He hates me and I didn't even do anything! The first time I met him doesn't count!

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Re: video; ninthserenade July 13 2011, 02:40:02 UTC
[MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. It's like dinner and a show down here in this bubble, complete with a black cat in his hood and that old little Sniper Nobody hanging in the air behind him.]

Maybe cuz ya climbed on him, dude.

[Staring... Staring....

and then he bursts out laughing. Or choking. Or both.]

R-RUN, DUDE!

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video; prominence_glow July 13 2011, 02:44:23 UTC
I'M FREAKIN' RUNNING, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?!?

[Try not looking at the screen too long, Demyx, as it's just a lot of rapid leg moving and the ground practically flying beneath Lea's feet. There is still a really angry WARRRRK coming from behind him.]

He's always like this! Always grumpy!

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voice; antiderp July 13 2011, 04:38:34 UTC
[He just. Kind of laughs.]

Nice trick.

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voice; prominence_glow July 13 2011, 04:50:07 UTC
[He hates you so much, Vanitas. S-So much.]

SHUT UUUUUUUUP!

[And it's obvious he's still on the run.]

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voice; antiderp July 13 2011, 14:34:18 UTC
[He loves that hatred, too.]

I'd run faster, if I were you. I'd hate to see you hurt.

[Yeah, he's laughing again.]

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voice; prominence_glow July 13 2011, 15:37:27 UTC
[Freeaaaaak. Stop spreading all that hate-love around.]

I SAID SHUT UP! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ARRRRGH!

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[video] dystopiadreams July 13 2011, 08:53:30 UTC
*Selphie's smiling, but she's looking oh-so awkward too*

That...was really sweet.

Wanna come visit me at the barn? I'm getting them ready for racing..

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[video] prominence_glow July 13 2011, 13:27:52 UTC
[Eventually, after chocobo hijinks and being chased around for who knows how long, Lea eventually collapses back in front of the SFC.]

Sweet...?

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[video] dystopiadreams July 13 2011, 14:02:00 UTC
Yeah. It's great how much you've learned about chocobos. I'm glad they keep you happy.

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[video] prominence_glow July 13 2011, 15:41:33 UTC
Well, yeah, they're-

[He's interrupted when Alex comes over and lays down on him. Lea makes a face, even as the big bird happily nuzzles his hair.]

...yeah, happy.

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